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Full Name
Jonathan Schneider
Bio

People say I'm the funniest guy they know. Makes you wonder about people. Here's how you'll spot me at a networking event (from an article I wrote on the "no-nos of Networking," which, obviously I ignore).

Accidently have my shirt open to show a Superman Logo shirt underneath and say, "oops! I guess the secret's out."

Ask in a trembling voice, "you wouldn't happen to have any anti-depressants with you?"

Keep looking around nervously and ask if the person has seen any KGB agents around.

Wear tin foil on my shoes and tell people that they keep me safe from government mind experiments and I can pop corn in them after a full days wearing.

Tell people how great it is to finally be left out of my box for a couple of hours.

Repeat "you have business?" over and over in broken english with an unidentifiable accent until the person walks away.

Do nothing but quote lines from "Caddyshack."

Make a raspberry noise every time I take a step.

Listen intently to someone tell me what they do and then shake like I have a chill while hugging myself and say "I'm going to need to take a long shower after hearing that!"

Tell people I work for a certain government agency and my official title is "cleaner."

Say I'm an undertaker and then look the person up and down and comment how they would fit in a "number 6."

Send thank you notes and end with a statement that I may be pregnant and believe they are the father (whether it's a man or woman) and hope for an out of court settlement.

For some reason, people tend to remember me.

Personal Webpage
http://www.sendoutcards.com/creativille

Professional Info

Organization
Creativille/Send Out Cards
Business Website
http://www.sendoutcards.com/creativille
Industry
Marketing and Advertising
Profession
Relationship and appreciation marketing
Business Description

 

When you consider that two-thirds of customers switch from one company to an other because of a perceived attitude of indifference from the former company, it makes sense to focus as much attention on customer retention as you do on customer acquisition. Don't be a victim of indifference. Develop a good relationship marketing program that takes into consideration both customer relationship marketing, and customer acquisition through relationship marketing. With well-planned relationship marketing efforts, like a greeting card campaign using our system, you can impact retention  and that will impact the bottom line.
According to customer relationship management experts, companies can increase revenue by 50% if they retain only 5% more of their customers. Don't you want your share of that revenue? Our system is the way to put the process of keeping those dollars on autopilot.
Customers who are continuously courted, interacted with, and reminded of your company's presence are less likely to go racing off when competitors come calling. Making those customers feel recognized, known and appreciated can go a long way toward locking up their loyalty. And, its also a great way to get them referring others.

When you consider that two-thirds of customers switch from one company to an other because of a perceived attitude of indifference from the former company, it makes sense to focus as much attention on customer retention as you do on customer acquisition. Don't be a victim of indifference. Develop a good relationship marketing program that takes into consideration both customer relationship marketing, and customer acquisition through relationship marketing. With well-planned relationship marketing efforts, like a greeting card campaign using our system, you can impact retention and that will impact the bottom line.

Customers who are continuously courted, interacted with, and reminded of your company's presence are less likely to go racing off when competitors come calling. Making those customers feel recognized, known and appreciated can go a long way toward locking up their loyalty. And, its also a great way to get them referring others.

Often times, repairing a broken relationship is more efficient than trying to build one from scratch. But many companies make the mistake of attempting to re-acquire lost customers in the same way that they acquire new ones. But failing to use what you know about those past customers and what they know about you  to your advantage can cost you time and money. Our automated greeting card system lets you minimize the potential for losing a client or customer, and also streamlines the process of acquiring new ones, all at a cost of a dollar a card. You pick it, adjust it (if you want), click it and we print it, stuff it, stamp it with a real postage stamp and send it -- all in 24-hours!

So, if you have not formulated a marketing plan that includes a focus on relationship marketing with an automated tool like ours, you owe it to yourself and to your business to try it out today.

 

By the way -- as a customer of mine, I am here to freely consult your needs for campaign ideas, marketing and how to use the different card formats to your best advantage. After many years with Hallmark Cards, Warner Bros. and associations with Disney/Pixar, Harley-Davidson, NASCAR, ESPN and other companies that know their marketing, you can see the value you get for hooking into my circle of clients!

Send two free cards on me. Just sign up on my site and you can experience the ease and fun of using Send Out Cards. Send one to yourself to test the speed and quality and send one to someone you want to surprise. www.sendoutcards.com/creativille (no spam or sale of your information for registering).

Hoping your luck is in the cards,

Jonathan SchneiderMayor and Chief Bottle Washer - Creativille/Send Out Cards

480-529-7017 creativillesoc@yahoo.com

 

 

Address
3730 S. Mill Ave. B214
City
Tempe
Phone
(480) 529-7017

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